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♪ daring duck of mystery ♪

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♪ champion of right ♪

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♪ swoops out of the shadows ♪

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♪ darkwing of the night ♪

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♪ somewhere some
Villain schemes ♪

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♪ but his number's up ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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Let's get dangerous.

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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Darkwing, darkwing duck!

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♪ a cloud of smoke
And he appears ♪

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♪ the master of surprise ♪

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♪ who's that cunning
Mind behind ♪

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♪ the shadowy disguise ♪

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♪ nobody knows for sure ♪

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♪ the bad guys are out of luck ♪

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♪ here comes ♪

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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Look out!

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♪ when there's trouble
You call d.W. ♪

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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Let's get dangerous!

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♪ darkwing duck ♪

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♪ you better watch
Out, you bad boys ♪

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♪ darkwing duck ♪♪

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We're so lucky, launchpad.

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As world-class crime fighters

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We can escape the drudgery
Of the domesticated dwellers

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That surround us.

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Then, how come we have
To take out the trash?

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A small price to pay
For the perfect cover.

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No one can bother us.

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Except herb muddlefoot.

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Quick, in here.

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Herb's in his
Quackerware selling mode.

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And I can't stand
The way he says...

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Hey, neighbor.

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Oh, the joys of adjoining yards.

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This is our biggest seller.

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Model q-73-01.

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But I call it buddy.

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What is this,
Career day at kindergarten?

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My gosh, the flash quack!

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Gee, herb,
Did anyone ever tell you

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Your head resembles one
Of your best sellers?

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Really, drakester?

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Say, this isn't a bad
Little container, herb.

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Well, you might want the
Matching pitcher and dessert set.

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Fine. I'll take it.
I'll take it.

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See, drake,
Herb is a pretty good salesman.

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Right.

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Bye, herb. Gotta go.

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Gotta get to work.

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I am the terror that
Flaps in the night.

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You never cease to amaze
Me, darkwing.

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I have a most perplexing case.

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A wildly villain has slipped through
The hands of our best agents.

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That's why I've called you in.

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Naturally.

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Agent gryzlikoff...

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Is totally incompetent. I agree.

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It takes someone willing
To break the rules

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To solve the toughest cases.

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He's a buffoon. Why, he's...

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I thought I smelled
Something burning.

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I'll get the file.

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Our villain is a
Suspected jewel thief

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Who has been tracked
All over the country.

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Now several st.
Canard homes have been hit.

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And local authorities have
Asked us to look into it.

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And what's this
Fowl fiend's fetish?

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A quackerware salesman.

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Quackerware?

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A brilliant cover. Look.

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Herb?

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There's a mistake here, j.
Gander.

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Herb muddlefoot's not your man.

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I refuse to take this case.

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You won't take the case?

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You're not one of our agents,

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So, technically,
I can't make you take it.

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You certainly can't.

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Agent gryzlikoff,
I turn the case over to you.

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Thank you, wary much.

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You will not be dissipated.

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I was prepared...

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Wait a minute!

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I'm the exotic villains
Expert around here.

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And I say you should
Drop the case.

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Armed with the latest s.H.U.S.H.
Technology,

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I will finish this muddlefoot.

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But I told you, he's not a spy.

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We still must investigate.

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There's got to be another
Way to protect herb.

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You want to learn
About quackerware?

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Incredible as it seems, yes.

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I could use the extra cash.

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And this quackerware
Thing's pretty profitable.

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You've come to the right place.

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You're a millionaire
With quackerware!

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There you go.
Enjoy your quackerware.

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Thank you very much,
Mr. Muddlefoot.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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So, herb muddlefoot,
Mr. Salesman of the decade,

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Who says weasel loman is
A quackerware failure?

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Turning ordinary quackerware
Into thieving robotic slaves

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Is weasel loman's
Success of the century!

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I just need more raw material.

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Welcome to the world
Of quackerware.

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Of course, my main supply's
Locked up down at the plant.

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Like a second home to me

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Is the quackerware factory.

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What a motor mouth.

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Meet the finest year-round
Food storage system made.

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Summer, winter,
Spring, or autumn,

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Press the bubble on the bottom.

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Next, dress for success.

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Yes, I chose to be here.

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Drakester, on a sale,

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You must act like
A secret agent.

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Here. You're gonna wear this.

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Your carrying case.

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Drakester, I think we better look at the
Sales technique reinforcement slides.

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Number 1... Know your product.

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Number 2...
You gotta know the territory.

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Uum, no sign of gryzlikoff
Yet in this area.

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What's that, herb?

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Oh, nothing.

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That's me winning the
Salesman of the year award.

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I don't know how
That got in there.

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Salesman of the year?

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Herb must have a pretty
Good product here.

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Another salesman of the year?

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No, no.
That's salesman of the decade.

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Decade? Decade?

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Well, just one decade.

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Herb, you're our real hero.

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Our neighborhood hero.

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Enough chit-chat.
Let's sell some quackerware.

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That's the spirit. Drakester.

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A salesman's zeal is
The air-tight seal

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On a quackerware deal.

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Come on, drakester.

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Good day, madame.
Muddlefoot here.

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Herb muddlefoot.
Let me introduce the quackerware brand.

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Herb muddlefoot, my stars!

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Everybody knows who you are.

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Whatever you've
Got, I'll take it.

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I'll take it all.

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Wait'll I tell my friend, doris,
That herb muddlefoot was here!

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Wow! Herb muddlefoot's
Got groupies.

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Oh, no. Gryzlikoff!

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Ah-ha. I've got you in my
Sights, mr. Muddlefooter.

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Gotta protect herb. Herb!

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Come on, drake.

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Hey!

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Whoooa!

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Herb, are you ok?

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I didn't mean to bump you.

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You can shake it,

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But you just can't break it.

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Let me try this one.

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Remember, drake,
Quackerware will take you there.

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Thanks, herb.
That's very zen of you.

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Hello, madame, mallard here.

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Drake mallard.
Allow me to introduce quackerware.

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Fave of other peop... Everybody.

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Oh, really?
Show me how it works.

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You really want to know?

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Well... You're looking at...

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One of the stupidest
Products in the land.

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Does this do anything?

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Don't tell me... A salesman's
Deal is the air-tight smile...

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Oh, let me take the next
One, herb.

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I know I can do it.

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Well, all right,

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But if you get stuck,
This time remember

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To call me for help.

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I won't be nervous.
I won't be nervous.

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Good day, madame. Mallard here.
Madame. No, I'm mallard.

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Allow me to introduce
Quackerware.

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Air-tight and full of zeal,

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It's oldest when we
Sold it on the day...

187
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Sorry, but I don't have time
For carnival performers.

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Wait. Give me a chance.

189
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At least let me get my...

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Foot in the door.

191
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Oh, why can't I sell
Just one crummy bowl?

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One little plate?

193
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Anything.

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Here's something
To help you out...

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The quackerware cheer.

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♪ like the hundred
Legs on a centipede ♪

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♪ we move forward in
A great stampede ♪

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♪ even the other
Guys must concede ♪

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♪ quackerware salesmen
Are a special breed ♪♪

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I never knew you were so
Talented, herb.

201
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Muddlefoot has a new apprentice.

202
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He never let me
Be his apprentice.

203
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My quackerware beeper!

204
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Duty calls. I'll be right back.

205
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You guard the samples.

206
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Herb muddlefoot here.

207
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There's never a complainer
With a quackerware container.

208
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Whom am I speaking to?

209
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This is mrs. John q. Public,

210
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And I'm a complainer.

211
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I don't like my quackerware.

212
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I demand a refund now!

213
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Oh, no! This is horrible!

214
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Quick.
Give me your address, ma'am.

215
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I've got to go on a special
Call, drakester.

216
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You take the quackerware
And keep on going, ok?

217
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I'll catch up to you
Later a few blocks down.

218
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Salesman of the decade, ha!

219
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If he can do it, so can I.

220
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I'll sell this quackerware
If it kills me.

221
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Male social deviate.

222
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Hey! Give me...

223
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A bomb shelter.

224
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Nothing like getting blown
Up to boost the old morale.

225
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Hey, herb, come back.

226
00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:23,290
Give me another chance.

227
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,166
I'm just getting the hang of it.

228
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Herb!

229
00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,874
So mr. Herb does
Not work alone...

230
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He has an acropolis.

231
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Now I get two birds
With one stone.

232
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,415
Herb! Oh, no. Diversion time.

233
00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:45,415
Hey! You! Over here, lard hips.

234
00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:47,707
I bet you can't jump this fence.

235
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,874
I show you who can do what,

236
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Mr. Herb's cohort.

237
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Ace in the hole.

238
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Come on. Talk to me.

239
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Time for phase two. Ha-ha-ha.

240
00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:30,624
A little dab of paint
And you guys'll be ready

241
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For high society.

242
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

243
00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:42,457
Well,
This is the address all right.

244
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:45,415
But there seems
To be nobody home.

245
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:48,124
Gee, I hope drake's doing ok

246
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Out there on the
Quackerware trail.

247
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I better get back.

248
00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:58,500
Now who should I start with?

249
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Eenie, meenie, minie...

250
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Herb!

251
00:13:03,876 --> 00:13:05,999
Eenie, meenie, minie, herb?

252
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,875
Herb, you're gotta
Give me another chance.

253
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,415
Say, this is some neighborhood.

254
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I bet we can make a
Real killing here.

255
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,457
I never thought I'd say this,

256
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,582
But you are a pro.

257
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,124
You know it, kid.

258
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Stick with me and we'll swing
Into some high-gear selling.

259
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Yes.

260
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,874
You should buy some
Quackerware, pal.

261
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,374
It's real good, see?

262
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:37,457
Such low-class products will
Never cross this threshold.

263
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:41,082
This house contains
Absolutely no plastics.

264
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,457
Well, check this out, bosco.

265
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,332
Special gold-leaf
Edition quackerware,

266
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,999
Just for snoots like yourself.

267
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,874
Oh, well,
That's quite different altogether.

268
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:51,333
I'll take five.

269
00:13:55,875 --> 00:14:00,500
Hey, I didn't see
That in the catalog.

270
00:14:02,583 --> 00:14:04,874
Listen, why don't you go ahead
And start on the next house?

271
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,750
Ok.

272
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,499
They said I didn't
Understand quackerware.

273
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:15,458
Well, this puts a whole
New level of understanding.

274
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,332
What are you doing way up
Here, drake?

275
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,415
This street isn't
On our sales route.

276
00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:31,207
But, herb, I came here with you.

277
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:35,124
Wait a minute.
I left you up the street.

278
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,207
There you are. Right over...

279
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,957
What the heck is that?

280
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:42,457
Whatever it is,
It's not in my catalog.

281
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,458
That guy's a big phoney.

282
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,707
You gotta lot of nerve, fella!

283
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,583
Get up here!

284
00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:06,332
A mask!
Hey, I've been played for a sap.

285
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,708
That's gryzlikoff's department.

286
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,290
It's weasel loman.

287
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:15,374
Yeah. That's right, muddlefoot.

288
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:18,624
He was a disgrace to
The quackerware corps.

289
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:21,499
A stain on the bowl of life.

290
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,165
Well, listen to the boy scout.

291
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:26,457
Quackerware's a
Tenth-rate product

292
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,832
That taught me to realize
Its true potential.

293
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:32,249
You can disgrace yourself

294
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:35,249
And you can disgrace me, weasel,

295
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:38,415
But when you start
Messing with quackerware,

296
00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:43,458
That's it for ol' herb muddlefoot.
Come on.

297
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:56,083
Looks like two
Beachballs with a grudge.

298
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:57,707
Yikes, gryzlikoff!

299
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:01,333
This is job for...

300
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:09,999
The terror that
Flaps in the night.

301
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,583
Darkwing duck! This is my case!

302
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:22,207
Duck, you are right!

303
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:23,999
You better believe it.

304
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,707
Now let's put our differences
Aside and work to...

305
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,290
Gryzlikoff?

306
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:31,333
Can you believe that guy?

307
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,999
Hey, where'd everybody...

308
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,332
Hey, you come back here!

309
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,000
Quackerware shouldn't
Turn to a life of crime.

310
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,958
Step on it!

311
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,249
Ice cream truck has other uses.

312
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:49,708
I will get them with my
Frigid freezer weapon.

313
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,874
Nice shootin', sundance.

314
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,875
Gimme that thing.

315
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,875
One frozen weasel-on-a-stick
Coming up.

316
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,583
This is not helpful.

317
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:10,874
When'd you get back?

318
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:13,875
I am the terror that flaps in...

319
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,583
Your windshield.

320
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:32,583
I lost him.
Yes, yes, yes, I did.

321
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:42,124
Not bad, but for phase three

322
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:45,082
I'll need a ton of
Genuine quackerware.

323
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:47,999
What you'll need is a ton of
Good lawyers with no morals.

324
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,749
Darkwing duck!

325
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:52,707
Correct! I should blast
You right now for larceny,

326
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,290
Kidnapping and doing a bad
Herb muddlefoot imitation.

327
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,415
I thought I was pretty good.

328
00:17:57,416 --> 00:18:00,582
Sorry we'll never get to do
A side-by-side comparison.

329
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:01,500
The real herb is safely...

330
00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:05,291
Oh, come on, guys.
Quackerware doesn't need a criminal record.

331
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:09,958
In your grasp.

332
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:16,166
All right,
Put down the gun, duck!

333
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,832
There's something I need from
You, muddlefoot...

334
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:23,624
Hey, wait a minute.
That's a trade secret.

335
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:26,999
Not for a former
Quackerware salesman.

336
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,624
With the company's supply
And you two out of the way

337
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,707
I'll have it all.

338
00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:35,624
You and quackerware
Will be nothing.

339
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:38,207
Huh-huh-hah-hah-hah

340
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,124
Classic villain ranting.

341
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:41,832
Let him go, weasel.

342
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,749
Let him go?

343
00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:48,625
Ha-ha, all right.

344
00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:55,125
I meant let him go safely.

345
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:01,999
Yeow! We're out of plastics!

346
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:06,124
Have a regular quackerware
Party, guys.

347
00:19:06,125 --> 00:19:08,708
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

348
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,833
Hyah!

349
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:23,249
Wait a minute.
Summer, winter, spring, or autumn,

350
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,708
Press the bubble on the bottom.

351
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,458
Why can't this be simple?

352
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,707
Oh, boy.

353
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:45,999
Weasel's headed for
The quackerware plant.

354
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,582
I can help you.
I know that factory

355
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:50,165
Like the back of my hand.

356
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:56,083
Mr. Muddlefoot,
Let's get dangerous.

357
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:03,957
Jackpot!

358
00:20:03,958 --> 00:20:07,749
Once I mutate this
Entire inventory

359
00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:10,499
I can steal all the
Jewels on earth.

360
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,707
Give up this folly, evil one,

361
00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:14,957
And surrender to me.

362
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:16,875
Darkwing duck!

363
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,208
Oooh!

364
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:32,583
Yaaa-hoo-hooo!

365
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:39,082
Looks like you just finished
The quackerware derby, duck.

366
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:42,124
Wrong.
We're about to finish you.

367
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:46,458
We? You and what army?

368
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,332
This army, weasel.

369
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:55,208
Herb muddlefoot,
One-man quackerware defense squad.

370
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:58,708
Oooh!
Who taught him martial arts?

371
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:07,000
[ tarzan yell ]

372
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,166
Yaaaaa!

373
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,958
Good work, mr. Muddlefoot.

374
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,457
All right, mr. Duck darkwing.

375
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,582
This is my case, my arrest.

376
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,457
Where is my villain?

377
00:21:28,458 --> 00:21:32,416
He should be here
Any second now.

378
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:42,125
We gift wrapped him for
You, gryz.

379
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,874
Oh, mr. Muddlefoot,

380
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:53,707
I just saw drake mallard outside...
Good-looking cuss...

381
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:55,290
And he wanted me to
Tell you something.

382
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,582
Really?

383
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,582
Yes, really. Drake said...

384
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:02,332
♪ like the hundred
Legs on a centipede ♪

385
00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,457
♪ we move forward in
A great stampede ♪

386
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:06,499
♪ even the other
Guys must concede ♪

387
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,374
♪ quackerware salesmen
Are a special breed ♪♪

388
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:13,208
Why, that drakester. What a guy.